Funny Break Up Poems


Spring has returned. The Earth is like a child that knows poems. Rainer Maria Rilke

The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes. Nikolai Gogol

Spring is when life's alive in everything. Christina Rossetti

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. Cher

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear. Amy Schumer

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. Steve Martin

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose. Rita Rudner

Thou hast thy calling to some palace-floor, Most gracious singer of high poems! where The dancers will break footing, from the care Of watching up thy pregnant lips for more. Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. Russell Baker

Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day. Wilton E. Hall

It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he's so funny. Peter Dinklage

You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There's another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity. Bill Gates

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. Bess Myerson

It's sad when people break up. Pete Townshend

Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. L Frank Baum

I'm working on poems about work, I guess. Or related to work. Which sounds dull as drywall but I'm having great fun working the vernacular of work into poems. I'm also writing some poems about family. And I don't know, just writing. Taking breaks. Writing some more. Randall Mann

It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want-oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so! Mark Twain

The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life. Oscar Wilde

My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take. Chelsea Handler

The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. Gwyneth Paltrow



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