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When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged. James Montgomery Bailey
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Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink. Jim Slattery
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To see a young couple loving each other is no wonder; but to see an old couple loving each other is the best sight of all. William Makepeace Thackeray
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It's funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with. Jennifer Lopez
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This is it. It's for all the marbles. I'm sitting in the house loading up the pump, I'm loading up the Uzis, I've got a couple of M-16s, couple of nines, couple of joints with some silencers on them, couple of grenades, got a missile launcher. I'm ready for war. Kevin Garnett
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There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks ago I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent. Steve Coogan
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Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket. Craig Ferguson
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. Helen Rowland
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University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds. Michael O'Leary
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You were the best friend I ever had, Allie. I'd still like to be friends, even if you are engaged, and even if it is just for a couple of days. Nicholas Sparks
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. Oscar Wilde
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I`ve not really been angling to be a comedian. I knew comics and I loved them and I loved being funny, but I didn't understand the whole concept of becoming one. My first couple of times on stage, I was like, "This is what I'm doing for sure." I was so excited. Mitch Hedberg
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John and I would go and have a couple of quiet beers, just to sit down and chew the fat. And he'd talk about Cynthia and how much he missed her Pete Best
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My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. Bob Odenkirk
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Oscar Wilde
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. Albert Einstein
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Couples are really funny, because if they are together, they can fight and do fun things together. In Jane Austen books, marriage is the end of the story, but I actually think a really funny couple could be a fun thing to watch. Mindy Kaling
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Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail. Chelsea Handler
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You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out. Jerry Seinfeld
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Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. Otto Von Bismarck
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