Funny Best Couple Quotes


When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged. James Montgomery Bailey

Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink. Jim Slattery

To see a young couple loving each other is no wonder; but to see an old couple loving each other is the best sight of all. William Makepeace Thackeray

It's funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with. Jennifer Lopez

This is it. It's for all the marbles. I'm sitting in the house loading up the pump, I'm loading up the Uzis, I've got a couple of M-16s, couple of nines, couple of joints with some silencers on them, couple of grenades, got a missile launcher. I'm ready for war. Kevin Garnett

There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks ago I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent. Steve Coogan

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket. Craig Ferguson

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. Helen Rowland

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds. Michael O'Leary

You were the best friend I ever had, Allie. I'd still like to be friends, even if you are engaged, and even if it is just for a couple of days. Nicholas Sparks

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. Oscar Wilde

I`ve not really been angling to be a comedian. I knew comics and I loved them and I loved being funny, but I didn't understand the whole concept of becoming one. My first couple of times on stage, I was like, "This is what I'm doing for sure." I was so excited. Mitch Hedberg

John and I would go and have a couple of quiet beers, just to sit down and chew the fat. And he'd talk about Cynthia and how much he missed her Pete Best

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. Bob Odenkirk

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Oscar Wilde

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. Albert Einstein

Couples are really funny, because if they are together, they can fight and do fun things together. In Jane Austen books, marriage is the end of the story, but I actually think a really funny couple could be a fun thing to watch. Mindy Kaling

Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail. Chelsea Handler

You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out. Jerry Seinfeld

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. Otto Von Bismarck



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