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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice. Casey Stengel
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Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain. Casey Stengel
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. Casey Stengel
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. Casey Stengel
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The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. Bryant Gumbel
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It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. Yogi Berra
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There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work. Charley Lau
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Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing. Warren Spahn
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Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal. Pete Rose
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. Yogi Berra
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Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. George Bernard Shaw
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The pitcher has to find out if the hitter is timid. And if the hitter is timid, he has to remind the hitter he's timid. Don Drysdale
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I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. Rogers Hornsby
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I have observed that baseball is not unlike war, and when you get right down to it, we batters are the heavy artillery. Ty Cobb
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Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living. Phil Linz
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The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen. Bob Lemon
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Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up. Bob Lemon
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I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture. Bob Uecker
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It's like deja-vu, all over again. Yogi Berra
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Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will
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