Funny Baseball Quotes


The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. Bryant Gumbel

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. Yogi Berra

There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work. Charley Lau

Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing. Warren Spahn

Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal. Pete Rose

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. Yogi Berra

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. George Bernard Shaw

The pitcher has to find out if the hitter is timid. And if the hitter is timid, he has to remind the hitter he's timid. Don Drysdale

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice. Casey Stengel

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. Rogers Hornsby

I have observed that baseball is not unlike war, and when you get right down to it, we batters are the heavy artillery. Ty Cobb

Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living. Phil Linz

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen. Bob Lemon

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture. Bob Uecker

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up. Bob Lemon

It's like deja-vu, all over again. Yogi Berra

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off. Bill Veeck

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. George Will

Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common. Robert J. LeRoy

Ninety percent of this game is half mental. Yogi Berra



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