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Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. Lee Trevino
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If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. Lee Trevino
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Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well. P G Wodehouse
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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em. Yogi Berra
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I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny. Lucille Ball
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I think I throw the ball as hard as anyone. The ball just doesn't get there as fast. Eddie Bane
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You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. Sam Snead
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Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it. Ian Darke
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If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball? Norman Chad
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Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer. David Acfield
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Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. Joe Schultz
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It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square. Pete Rose
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Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end. Chuck Hogan
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Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway. Jerry Coleman
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I am not funny. The writers were funny. My directors were funny. The situations were funny... What I am is brave. I have never been scared. Not when I did movies, certainly not when I was a model and not when I did I Love Lucy. Lucille Ball
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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. Dave Barry
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I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, "Let's get up here before we get killed!" Henny Youngman
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A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright. Lucille Ball
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See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands. John Madden
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You see much more of your children once they leave home. Lucille Ball
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