Funny Ball Quotes


Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. Joe Schultz

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. Brian Weiss

When they start the game, they don't yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball." Willie Stargell

It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes. Lucille Ball

Running a ball club is like raising kids who fall out of trees. Tom Trebelhorn

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico. Harry Caray

May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters. Ben Hogan

Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies. Bobby Jones

During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball. Mickey Mantle

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. Don Adams

The most important shot in golf is the next one. Ben Hogan

The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't. Tony Lema

I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny. Lucille Ball

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. Chi Chi Rodriguez

I think I throw the ball as hard as anyone. The ball just doesn't get there as fast. Eddie Bane

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. Sam Snead

Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it. Ian Darke

If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball? Norman Chad

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer. David Acfield

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end. Chuck Hogan



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