Funny Bacon Quotes


Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. Francis Bacon

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. Francis Bacon

Seek not proud riches, but such as thou mayest get justly, use soberly, distribute cheerfully, and leave contentedly. Francis Bacon

The light that a man receiveth by counsel from another is drier and purer than that which cometh from his own understanding and judgment, which is ever infused and drenched in his affections and customs. Francis Bacon

The virtue of prosperity is temperance; the virtue of adversity is fortitude. Francis Bacon

The best preservative to keep the mind in health is the faithful admonition of a friend. Francis Bacon

If there be fuel prepared, it is hard to tell whence the spark shall come that shall set it on fire. Francis Bacon

To spend too much time in studies is sloth; to use them too much for ornament is affectation; to make judgment wholly by their rules is the humor of a scholar. Francis Bacon

Little do men perceive what solitude is, and how far it extendeth. For a crowd is not company, and faces are but a gallery of pictures, and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love. Francis Bacon

Those that want friends to open themselves unto are cannibals of their own hearts. Francis Bacon

Believe not much them that seem to despise riches, for they despise them that despair of them. Francis Bacon

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams

For NASA, space is still a high priority. Dan Quayle

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Steven Wright

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics; for in demonstrations, if his wit be called away never so little, he must begin again. Francis Bacon

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Francis Bacon

Travel, in the younger sort, is a part of education; in the elder, a part of experience. Francis Bacon

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. Francis Bacon

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. Bobby Darin

Women are cursed, and men are the proof. Roseanne Barr



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