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Lord Bacon makes beauty to consist of grace and motion. Mary Wortley Montagu
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I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious. Gwyneth Paltrow
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Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." Jim Gaffigan
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You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. Jim Gaffigan
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If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. Francis Bacon
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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. Francis Bacon
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Seek not proud riches, but such as thou mayest get justly, use soberly, distribute cheerfully, and leave contentedly. Francis Bacon
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The light that a man receiveth by counsel from another is drier and purer than that which cometh from his own understanding and judgment, which is ever infused and drenched in his affections and customs. Francis Bacon
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No receipt [recipe] openeth the heart, but a true friend, to whom you may impart griefs, joys, fears, hopes, suspicions, counsels, and whatsoever lieth upon the heart to oppress it. Francis Bacon
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The noblest works and foundations have proceeded from childless men, which have sought to express the images of their minds, where those of their bodies have failed. Francis Bacon
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Since custom is the principal magistrate of man's life, let men by all means endeavor to obtain good customs. Francis Bacon
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The virtue of prosperity is temperance; the virtue of adversity is fortitude. Francis Bacon
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The best preservative to keep the mind in health is the faithful admonition of a friend. Francis Bacon
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If there be fuel prepared, it is hard to tell whence the spark shall come that shall set it on fire. Francis Bacon
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To spend too much time in studies is sloth; to use them too much for ornament is affectation; to make judgment wholly by their rules is the humor of a scholar. Francis Bacon
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Little do men perceive what solitude is, and how far it extendeth. For a crowd is not company, and faces are but a gallery of pictures, and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love. Francis Bacon
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Those that want friends to open themselves unto are cannibals of their own hearts. Francis Bacon
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Believe not much them that seem to despise riches, for they despise them that despair of them. Francis Bacon
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Be not penny-wise: riches have wings, and sometimes they fly away of themselves; sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. Francis Bacon
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
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