Funny Bacon Quotes


Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground. Francis Bacon

No man is angry that feels not himself hurt. Francis Bacon

Books will speak plain when counselors blanch. Francis Bacon

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Jim Gaffigan

People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors. Francis Bacon

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. Francis Bacon

Doing funny scary is something that is rarely good and rarely works, and it's also something that's incredibly hard to market. Kevin Bacon

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative. Francis Bacon

To ask the proper question is half of knowing Roger Bacon

A lie faces God and shrinks from man. Francis Bacon

Many a man's strength is in opposition, and when that faileth, he groweth out of use. Francis Bacon

Children sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter; they increase the cares of life, but they mitigate the remembrance of death. Francis Bacon

Excusations, cessions, modesty itself well governed, are but arts of ostentation. Francis Bacon

A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. Francis Bacon

There is no secrecy comparable to celerity. Francis Bacon

There be many wise men that have secret hearts and transparent countenances. Francis Bacon

In all superstition wise men follow fools. Francis Bacon

Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." Jim Gaffigan

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. Jim Gaffigan

I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious. Gwyneth Paltrow



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