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Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground. Francis Bacon
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No man is angry that feels not himself hurt. Francis Bacon
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Books will speak plain when counselors blanch. Francis Bacon
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I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Jim Gaffigan
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People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors. Francis Bacon
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Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. Francis Bacon
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Doing funny scary is something that is rarely good and rarely works, and it's also something that's incredibly hard to market. Kevin Bacon
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When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative. Francis Bacon
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To ask the proper question is half of knowing Roger Bacon
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A lie faces God and shrinks from man. Francis Bacon
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Many a man's strength is in opposition, and when that faileth, he groweth out of use. Francis Bacon
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Children sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter; they increase the cares of life, but they mitigate the remembrance of death. Francis Bacon
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Excusations, cessions, modesty itself well governed, are but arts of ostentation. Francis Bacon
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A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. Francis Bacon
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There is no secrecy comparable to celerity. Francis Bacon
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There be many wise men that have secret hearts and transparent countenances. Francis Bacon
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In all superstition wise men follow fools. Francis Bacon
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Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." Jim Gaffigan
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You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. Jim Gaffigan
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I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious. Gwyneth Paltrow
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