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A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect. Erma Bombeck
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Cats invented self-esteem. Erma Bombeck
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Every puppy should have a boy. Erma Bombeck
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A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. Erma Bombeck
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Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children. Erma Bombeck
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When humor go's, there go's civilization. Erma Bombeck
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A child needs your love most when he deserves it least Erma Bombeck
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You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates. Erma Bombeck
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I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell. Erma Bombeck
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Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives. Erma Bombeck
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Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. Erma Bombeck
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There would have been more 'I love you's' and more, 'I'm sorry's'. Erma Bombeck
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I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses. Erma Bombeck
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Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body. Erma Bombeck
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Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna. Erma Bombeck
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No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday. Erma Bombeck
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Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. Erma Bombeck
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If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits? Erma Bombeck
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Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden. Erma Bombeck
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It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine. Erma Bombeck
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