Erma Bombeck Quotes


A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect. Erma Bombeck

Cats invented self-esteem. Erma Bombeck

Every puppy should have a boy. Erma Bombeck

When you're an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others. Erma Bombeck

My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job. Erma Bombeck

A child needs your love most when he deserves it least Erma Bombeck

I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell. Erma Bombeck

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives. Erma Bombeck

Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. Erma Bombeck

There would have been more 'I love you's' and more, 'I'm sorry's'. Erma Bombeck

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses. Erma Bombeck

Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body. Erma Bombeck

Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna. Erma Bombeck

No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday. Erma Bombeck

Why take pride in cooking, when they don't take pride in eating? Erma Bombeck

Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede. Erma Bombeck

It's [motherhood] the biggest on-the-job- training program in existence today. Erma Bombeck

It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style. Erma Bombeck

You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan. Erma Bombeck

A grandparent will help you with your buttons, your zippers, and your shoelaces and not be in any hurry for you to grow up. Erma Bombeck



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