Early Morning Funny Quotes



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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious. William Feather
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The roughest part of that lifestyle is the travel and early mornings. Josie Maran
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Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. Daniel Handler
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Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself. Elbert Hubbard
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Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. Meister Eckhart
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There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed. Neneh Cherry
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Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it. Richard Whately
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If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning. Daphne Du Maurier
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Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. William Blake
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It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health, wealth, and wisdom. Aristotle
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I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk. Steve Martin
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I used to smoke marijuana. But I"ll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk. Steve Martin
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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. Benjamin Franklin
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The second mouse gets the cheese! Terry Pratchett
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Nothing is more beautiful than the loveliness of the woods before sunrise. George Washington Carver
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Autumn arrives in the early morning. Elizabeth Bowen
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Early morning does not mince words. John Galsworthy
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning. Shaquille O'Neal
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The early morning has gold in its mouth. Benjamin Franklin
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Steven Wright
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