Douglas Adams Quotes


Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer. Douglas Adams

Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end. Douglas Adams

The Presidents job, is not to wield power himself, but to lead attention away from it. Douglas Adams

I think all cats are wild. They only act tame if there's a saucer of milk in it for them. Douglas Adams

You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool. Douglas Adams

If God allows proof that he exists he robs people of faith and without faith what is God? Nothing. Douglas Adams

He shifted his weight from foot to foot, but it was equally uncomfortable on each. Douglas Adams

Life! Don't talk to me about life! Douglas Adams

Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of because no one was really poor, at least no one worth speaking of. Douglas Adams

We are stuck with technology when all we really want is just stuff that works. How do you recognize something that is still technology? A good clue is if it comes with a manual. Douglas Adams

Siamese Cats have a way of staring at you. Those who have walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will know the expression. Douglas Adams

Their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible or that physics had a lot of catching up to do. Douglas Adams

For millions of years, on average, one species became extinct every century.... We are now heaving more than a thousand different species of animals and plants off the planet every year. Douglas Adams

Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons. Douglas Adams

God is no longer an explanation of anything, but has instead become something that would itself need an insurmountable amount of explaining. Douglas Adams

2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other for a change. Douglas Adams

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. Douglas Adams

If somebody votes for a party that you don't agree with, you're free to argue about it as much as you like. ... But on the other hand, if somebody says, 'I mustn't move a light switch on a Saturday,' you say, 'Fine, I respect that.' Douglas Adams

Reality is hopelessly inaccurate. Douglas Adams

Earth: mostly harmless Douglas Adams



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