Divorce Lawyers Quotes


The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce. John Kenneth Galbraith

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book. Marvin Mitchelson

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers. Garry Trudeau

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you. Margaret Atwood

I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters. Susan B Anthony

Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing. Craig Ferguson

When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse. Monica Bellucci

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. Jean Kerr

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold. Bob Hope

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them. Lucille Ball

Divorce is a game played by lawyers. Cary Grant

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Jean Kerr

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity. Lauren Bacall

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. Tommy Manville

Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones. Joan Rivers

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. Ambrose Bierce

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. Jack Benny

A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you. Jimmy Fallon

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. Helen Rowland



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