Divorce Humour Quotes


My parents' divorce left me with a lot of sadness and pain and acting, and especially humour, was my way of dealing with all that. Jennifer Aniston

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass. Mary Blakely

Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. Larry Gelbart

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. Tommy Manville

Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones. Joan Rivers

Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches. Evan Esar

Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat. Tracy Letts

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. Helen Rowland

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. Helen Rowland

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. Helen Rowland

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book. Marvin Mitchelson

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy. Evan Esar

Thus, I've created humour. Jon Stewart

Sometimes divorce is better than marriage Sumner Redstone

Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand. Jay Leno

Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won? William Shakespeare

Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today. Bob Hastings

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. Lord Chesterfield

In Hollywood everything is so documented. If you go for a drink with somebody, it's passed around the world so quickly. So, yes, divorce is talked about a lot, but it's so much more fun to be able to spin it with dark humour, rather than talk about real people's divorces. Catherine Zeta-Jones

I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters. Susan B Anthony



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