Dirty Christmas Quotes and Sayings


Christmas is the season of joy, of holiday greetings exchanged, of gift-giving,and of families united. Norman Vincent Peale

For Christmas when I was about four I got given 'Can the can' by Susie Quatro, so that was the first record I got. And I got Skyhooks "Ego is not a Dirty Word.... I was sorta listening to the Beatles and stuff the whole time since I was about ten anyway, then I started getting into Kiss and David Bowie at the same time Bernard Fanning

For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself. Charles Dickens

Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both. Phillips Brooks

It is Christmas every time you let God love others through you...yes, it is Christmas every time you smile at your brother and offer him your hand. Mother Teresa

There is in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings. Robert Breault

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas. Peg Bracken

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmases be white. Irving Berlin

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind. Helen Steiner Rice

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. Phyllis Diller

Christ was born in the first century, yet he belongs to all centuries. He was born a Jew, yet He belongs to all races. He was born in Bethlehem, yet He belongs to all countries. George W Truett

Only in souls the Christ is brought to birth, And there He lives and dies. Alfred Noyes

'Tis blessed to bestow, and yet, Could we bestow the gifts we get, And keep the ones we give away, How happy were our Christmas day! Carolyn Wells

You can never truly enjoy Christmas until you can look up into the Father's face and tell him you have received his Christmas gift. John R. Rice

Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first. George Matthew Adams

Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing... Grace Noll Crowell

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. Kin Hubbard

I send my thoughts afar, and let them paint your Christmas Day at home. Edward Rowland Sill

I love the Christmas-tide, and yet, I notice this, each year I live; I always like the gifts I get, But how I love the gifts I give! Carolyn Wells

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year. P. J. O'Rourke



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