Dental Quotes and Sayings


Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. Ogden Nash

YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode. James Patterson

I hate the rich snots here with a fervent passion I usually reserve only for dental work and my father. John Green

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. Helen Rowland

Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. George D. Prentice

Bad dental hygiene can lead to respiratory infections and an increased risk for heart disease and strokes. Mallory Ortberg

I was a bio major, and I was going to take over my aunt's dental practice and be a dentist. Michael Steger

Trace Adkins is such a great guy. Really is. And he's got that incredible voice - low, deep. He throws words around like "my dental coverage." Judd Nelson

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same. Jeff Foxworthy

When we talk about the healthcare crisis in America we've got to also be talking about the dental crisis and how to address it. Bernie Sanders

Millions of Americans, adults and children, lack access to dental care. Michael K Simpson

The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where 'Dental Hygienist' has been added to the list. Roseanne Barr

I've been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldn't pay for the dental work he needed. Matthew Lesko

There is in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings. Robert Breault

In the studio we use a pretty wide range of materials for the sculptures; silicone, fibreglass, human and animal hair, ABS plastic, dental acrylic, traditional and high-tech plasters, stainless steel, automotive paint, plywood, Britannia metal, found objects and taxidermy animals. Patricia Piccinini

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? Dan Burton

He had hard, steady eyes, and all the comforting, reassuring charm of a dental drill. - Harry Dresden describing Morgan Jim Butcher

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. Mark Twain

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. Johnny Carson

you see what I'm saying?" Mooner said. "Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about anything. No rent to pay. No food bill to sweat. Free dental plan. And that's worth something, dude.You don't wnat to stick your nose up at free dental. Janet Evanovich



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