Death Woody Allen Quotes


I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying. Woody Allen

The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought. Woody Allen

There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught. Woody Allen

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle. Woody Allen

The meaning of life is that nobody knows the meaning of life. Woody Allen

There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution. Woody Allen

I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school. Woody Allen

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case. Woody Allen

I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business. Woody Allen

Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either. Woody Allen

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. Woody Allen

Marriage is the death of hope. Woody Allen

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. Woody Allen

Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things. Woody Allen

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. Woody Allen

What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop? Woody Allen

Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. Woody Allen

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone. Woody Allen

Death is an acquired trait. Woody Allen

The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you. Woody Allen



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