Dear Ex Boyfriend Poems



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My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant. Margaret Cho

Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick. Kim Harrison

I believe that you have a boyfriend for certain times of your life, and I think the boyfriend who is your most beautiful first boyfriend is not the boyfriend that you're with in college, and your college boyfriend is not your first boyfriend! Amy Sherman-Palladino

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?" ~ Morelli Janet Evanovich

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. Erma Bombeck

I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage. Nina Dobrev

When your ex says 'You'll never find anyone like me'. Say 'that's the point'. Drake

This land of such dear souls, this dear, dear land, Dear for her reputation through the world. William Shakespeare

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. Derek Landy

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. Charlaine Harris

Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend. Adrienne Bailon

Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers. Tyra Banks

In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place! Jenny Mollen

For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them. Michelle Ryan

But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your ex into the arms of his willing ex-girlfriend, I didn't know what it was. Rachel Vincent

If my boyfriend finds me sexy, then I don't need that kind of male attention from anyone else. Alexa Chung

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. Woody Allen

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. Rodney Dangerfield

But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name. Christopher Paul Curtis

They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter. John Green

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