Dad Getting Married Quotes


Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel. Thomas More

He had better get married soon, because he's getting uglier every day! Mark Recchi

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. Minnie Pearl

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. Michel De Montaigne

I don't know about bores. Maybe you shouldn't feel too sorry if you see some swell girl getting married to them. They don't hurt anybody most of them, and maybe they're all terrific whistlers or something. Who the hell knows? Not me. J D Salinger

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad. Adam Sandler

I should think that people would be more interested in politics and all that is happening, rather than two lovebirds who are looking to wed. I think it's very nice that in an age when love is so scarce that people are willing to gamble on getting married. Yoko Ono

My life has always been geared towards my career. If my life is complete in other ways then I don't mind being a 65-year-old spinster. But I don't discount love when I'm talking about not getting married. I could... it's just something I haven't wanted to do yet. Kylie Minogue

Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it. Clarence Budington Kelland

Aunt Libby: "I think I'm getting married! I've been dying to tell you." Raven: "You are? Congrats! Dad didn't mention..." Aunt Libby: "Well, okay, it's not official or anything. In fact, we haven't officially gone out yet. I just met him last night. Ellen Schreiber

If you're getting married less you're getting less divorces. Rush Limbaugh

My mom's been married three times; my dad has been married a lot. I didn't really see my dad that much. Skeet Ulrich

I have no plans of getting married so soon Amrita Rao

But I would say, you know, if you're getting married - why are you getting married? Why would you get married? Why would anybody get married? Nancy Pelosi

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. J. Norman Collie

Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks Kid Rock

I like getting married, but I don't like being married. Don Adams

Getting married was a ball. Being married was... a nightmare. Kid Rock

In the Mormon Church, we believe we can be married for all eternity, not till death do you part. As Mom was getting older, she was excited, truly excited, that within a few years she'd be with Dad again. Clayton M Christensen

["When are you getting married" in Everybody Loves Somebody] is funny because it's put on by women and men. Society makes women feel like, oh, you're getting old. Karla Souza



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