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They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. Rita Rudner
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Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time. Scott Adams
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Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto. John Barrymore
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At times life becomes too busy for religious thoughts. James Cook
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If you're too busy to pray...you're too busy Mother Teresa
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It is the ordinary woman who knows something about love; the gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous. Katharine Hepburn
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A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch. Fred Allen
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George Burns
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Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these disorders with three letters because we don't have the time or patience to pronounce the entire disorder. That should be a disorder right there, TBD - Too Busy Disorder. Ellen Degeneres
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If you're not busy being born, you're busy dying. Bob Dylan
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He [said of one or other eminent colleagues] is a very busy man, and half of what he publishes is true, but I don't know which half. Erwin Chargaff
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Children generally hate to be idle; all the care then is that their busy humor should be constantly employed in something of use to them. John Locke
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You know when you go into a restaurant, and it gets busy and they start a waiting list, and they start calling out names, "DuFresnes, party of two." They say again, "DuFresnes, party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll just go to the next name, "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the DuFresnes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! And they're hungry! That's a double whammy! "Bush, search party of three!" You can eat once you find the DuFresnes! Mitch Hedberg
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Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work: "Something smells like smoke in here!" "Uh, I went to a barbeque on Friday night. Only had 48 hours to take a shower. Busy." Jim Gaffigan
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We keep so busy talking we are so keen to act that we forget that in the heart lies all we need untapped, intact. Angelus Silesius
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He's so busy looking inside people to find the good that he misses the knife they're holding in their hand. Alexandra Bracken
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The secret of the truly successful ... is that they learned early in life how not to be busy. Barbara Ehrenreich
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How can rogue terrorists in Iraq detonate bombs? They're all too busy flying kites with their children! Hasn't [Katrina vanden Heuvel (Queen of the May at the fun-loving Nation magazine)] seen Fahrenheit 9/11? Ann Coulter
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Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes. John Cleese
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Life sure has a sick sense of humor, does' it? Patrick Swayze
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