Boss Funny Quotes


Don't blame the boss. He has enough problems. Donald Rumsfeld

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. Laurence J Peter

The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them. Gabriel Heatter

I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low. Tim Gould

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early. Groucho Marx

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. Robert Frost

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. Doug Larson

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. Vince Lombardi

Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it. Elbert Hubbard

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds. Casey Stengel

Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself. Thomas J Watson

I would be a billionaire if I was looking to be a selfish boss. That's not me. Alfred North Whitehead

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. Casey Stengel

The person who knows HOW will always have a job. The person who knows WHY will always be his boss. Alanis Morissette

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Robert Frost

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. Peter Drucker

The ear of the leader must ring with the voices of the people. Woodrow Wilson

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry

The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week. Robert Frost



Boss Funny Quotes, Funny Boss Quotes, Funny Boss Day Quotes, 1 Boss Quotes, Funny Boss Quotes and Sayings, Funny Quotes for Your Boss, Act Like A Boss Quotes, Bad Boss Quotes, Best Boss Ever, Best Boss Poems, Best Boss Quotes, Boss Attitude Quotes, Boss Babe Inspire, Boss Babe Quotes, Boss Bitch Quotes, Boss Chick Quotes, Boss Chick Sayings, Boss Day Quotes, Boss Lady Quotes, Boss Leaving Quotes,