Bored Quotes Funny


She refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn't boring. Zelda Fitzgerald

Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore. Cecil Beaton

Boredom is just the reverse side of fascination. Arthur Schopenhauer

There are no uninteresting things, only uninterested people. Gilbert K Chesterton

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. Nancy Astor

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Wayne Dyer

If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times. Lewis Black

I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff. Frankie Boyle

When people are bored it is primarily with themselves. Eric Hoffer

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you're alive is amazing, so you don't get to say 'I'm bored. Louis C K

There's a story everywhere. Being bored to death someplace is basically a funny proposition. What you have to watch out for is you don't write a boring story about a boring place. Tim Cahill

Boredom is just the reverse side of fascination: both depend on being outside rather than inside a situation, and one leads to the other. Arthur Schopenhauer

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. Richard Bach

I'm so bored. I went to the food locker yesterday to visit my meat. Erma Bombeck

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored. Bob Saget

There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever. Viggo Mortensen

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. Steven Wright

Probably the difference between man and the monkeys is that the monkeys are merely bored, while man has boredom plus imagination. Lin Yutang

The truth is that everyone is bored, and devotes himself to cultivating habits. Albert Camus

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. Evelyn Waugh



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