Bob Hope Quotes


I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105. Bob Hope

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas. Bob Hope

My golf-loving friend Bob Hope asked me what my handicap was, so I told him - the Congress. Ronald Reagan

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it. Bob Hope

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility. Bob Hope

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer. Bob Hope

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150. Bob Hope

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off! Bob Hope

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes. Bob Hope

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag. Bob Hope

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about. Bob Hope

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass. Bob Hope

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded. Bob Hope

I tell jokes to pay my green fees. Bob Hope

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters. Bob Hope


I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there. Bob Hope

There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other. Bing Crosby

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division. Bob Hope



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