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A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. Arthur Baer

We are the ones who have high blood pressure, ulcers, and heart attacks, not cats. Roger Caras

Your pantry is your first line of defense against food-borne illness and things like high blood pressure and cholesterol. Joe Bastianich

People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave. Dick Gregory

Resentment and anger are bad for your blood pressure and your digestion. Desmond Tutu

Fasting lowers your blood pressure and can lower your cholesterol. Jentezen Franklin

How is MS-DOS like MSG? Both raise your blood pressure and give you a tightening sensation around your forehead. Ted Nelson

It's infrequent that people are rail thin yet have high blood pressure. Eric Topol

When you take a drug to treat high blood pressure or diabetes, you have an objective test to measure blood pressure and the amount of sugar in the blood. It is straight-forward. With autism, you are looking for changes in behavior. Temple Grandin

The steady pressure to consume, absorb, participate, receive, by eye, ear, mouth, and mail involves a cruelty to intestines, blood pressure, and psyche unparalleled in history. Herbert Gold

I've always been lucky with blood pressure. I've always had very good blood pressure. Donald Trump

Everyone in Senate is a hurdle, but everyone in there has children. Everyone in there has grandchildren. No one wants to see our kids continue to gain weight, have high blood pressure high cholesterol, diabetes, and depression. Richard Simmons

I can give you high blood pressure just on the phone by criticizing you. On the other hand, I can send a tweet to somebody in China and give them a dopamine hit. Deepak Chopra

Recent studies have revealed that children 8-10 years old are being diagnosed with Type II diabetes, high cholesterol, and high blood pressure at an alarming rate Lee Haney

There should be no more shame in acknowledging (mental illness) than in acknowledging a battle with high blood pressure or the sudden appearance of a malignant tumor. Jeffrey R. Holland

Everybody's always asking me about my blood pressure. They did an interview once where they hooked me up to a blood pressure machine and they'd rile me. I'd yell and scream, and then it would just go back to normal in a few minutes. Everything else is probably rotting, but the blood pressure is spectacular. Lewis Black

Our children are obese, either have or being threatened by diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and not socially adjusting properly to others because of a lack of fitness. Richard Simmons

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. Earl Wilson

A certain blue enters your soul. A certain red has an effect on your blood-pressure. Henri Matisse

My doctors told me this morning my blood pressure is down so low that I can start reading the newspapers. Ronald Reagan

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