Beach Quotations Funny


When a fissure off the California coast started pumping and dumping oil on the nearby towns and beaches, everybody started dumping on Union Oil. Matters weren't helped one iota by a manufactured quotation attributed to Union's president, Fred Hartley, alleging his amazement at the publicity for the loss of a few birds.... Fred Hartley never said what the press reported, as the transcript and the Senate committee members definitely established. But I don't suppose the truth will ever catch up with the more colorful falsehood. Malcolm Forbes

One may quote till one compiles. Isaac D'Israeli

[Proverbs] are short sayings made out of long experience. Zora Neale Hurston

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. Lenny Bruce

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. W Somerset Maugham

The art of quotation requires more delicacy in the practice than those conceive who can see nothing more in a quotation than an extract. Isaac D'Israeli

The greater part of our writers, . . . have become so original, that no one cares to imitate them: and those who never quote in return are seldom quoted. Isaac D'Israeli

My life is like a stroll upon the beach. Henry David Thoreau

It is one thing to do your dance on a beach and quite another to collaborate intimately with the sand. Deborah Jowitt

The ocean . . . cold and wild the surf, rushing in to overwhelm the beach, the wind, stinging my cheeks, enveloping me in total freedom. Scott Holman

A mere forty years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. Newt Gingrich

After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. H L Mencken

Let's have some new cliches. Samuel Goldwyn

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. Groucho Marx

Good teachers deserve apples; great teachers deserve chocolate. A favorite quotation, written in calligraphy on his office door. Richard Hamming

Here about the beach I wandered, nourishing a youth sublime With the fairy tales of science, and the long result of Time. Alfred Lord Tennyson

I'm originally from Tampa and grew up on beach. I'm also naturally fair-skinned. The funny thing is, my parents are both pretty tan, but for some reason I didn't get those genes. Brittany Snow

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. Robert Orben

When I go to the beach, my grandchildren try to make words out of the veins in my legs. That's why I still take the pill; I don't want any more grandchildren. Phyllis Diller

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water. Rodney Dangerfield



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