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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it. Jon Stewart
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A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes. Zac Efron
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The Crimean War is one of the bad jokes of history. Philip Guedalla
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I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. Sandra Bernhard
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Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes. Charles Bukowski
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I love my husband more than I love my children, Ayelet Waldman
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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. Helen Rowland
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Just don't go to a place where everything is too expensive... it'll put your husband in a bad mood. Diane Von Furstenberg
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An early-rising man is a good spouse but a bad husband. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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She is always married too soon, who gets a bad husband, and she is never married too late, who gets a good one. Daniel Defoe
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I think a bad husband is far worse than no husband ... Margaret Cavendish
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Bad husbands will make bad wives. William Makepeace Thackeray
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As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline. Jack Ketchum
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I am a crazy online shopper. My husband always jokes, Another box arrived! Airplanes used to be my sanctuary for reading books, but now I have to peruse Gilt sales. Lisa Ling
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I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself. Roseanne Barr
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I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I was an idiot trying to push this guy to get married when I wasn't even sure if I wanted to. Jen Kirkman
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I'm really bad with jokes. I would have to say Limp Bizkit. Brian Molko
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I'm really bad at writing jokes. Glenn Howerton
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Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door. Indra Devi
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No disease is more dangerous than a bad husband, for if a woman catches that Pox, she'll languish from it her entire life. Sabrina Jeffries
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