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I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. Sandra Bernhard
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My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies. Gilbert K Chesterton
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I love my husband more than I love my children, Ayelet Waldman
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No disease is more dangerous than a bad husband, for if a woman catches that Pox, she'll languish from it her entire life. Sabrina Jeffries
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I think a bad husband is far worse than no husband ... Margaret Cavendish
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As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline. Jack Ketchum
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I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I was an idiot trying to push this guy to get married when I wasn't even sure if I wanted to. Jen Kirkman
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Working away from my husband for long periods is good and bad. It stops us taking each other for granted and gives us space, but I miss him terribly. Helen Mirren
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If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a bad joke: the paranoids are after us. Herbert Gold
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If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line. Louise Erdrich
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The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh. David Chase
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Art is a jealous mistress; and if a man have a genius for painting, poetry, music, architecture or philosophy, he makes a bad husband and an ill provider. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Every time a woman makes herself laugh at her husband's often-told jokes she betrays him. The man who looks at his woman and says 'What would I do without you?' is already destroyed. Germaine Greer
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But she took her husband's jokes and joviality as patiently as everything else, considering that "men would be so", and viewing the stronger sex in the light of animals whom it had pleased Heaven to make naturally troublesome, like bulls and turkey-cocks. George Eliot
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. Groucho Marx
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