Amazing About Husbands Funny Quotes


Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat." Tina Fey

Women and people of color and young people especially are about to have this amazing opportunity to shift the political conversation in this country for the good of all of us, toward more progressive policies, and it's a really amazing and important time to be part of that. Sandra Fluke

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people? Zach Galifianakis

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced. Elinor Glyn

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. Shirley Maclaine

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. Cher

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen. Conan O'Brien

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended. Zsa Zsa Gabor

Here is the amazing thing about Easter; the Resurrection Sunday for Christians is this, that Christ in the dying moments on the cross gives us the greatest illustration of forgiveness possible. T D Jakes

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. Steven Wright

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? Zsa Zsa Gabor

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. Iliza Shlesinger

Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success. Oscar Wilde

The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to. Dodie Smith

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies. Richelle Mead

Having had five husbands, I guess I should know a thing or two about marriage. Joan Collins

I can't be the only person in the world to have three different husbands, and yet those relationships are never talked about. Jane Birkin

With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died. Mercedes Mccambridge

I've had a very interesting career. I get to do amazing things and work with amazing people and travel and learn languages - things most people don't get the opportunity to do. Gwyneth Paltrow

The most amazing thing about little children ... was their fantastic adaptability. Kristin Hunter



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