Airport Security Quotes



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Airport security exists to guard us against terrorist attacks. Salman Rushdie
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With existing technology, we can enforce airport security without sacrificing our personal privacy. Tom Udall
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I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks. Tom Hodgkinson
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Gough never pretended to perfection or to sainthood - well, hardly ever. Although when he set off the metal detector at airport security, he would blame his aura. William Faulkner
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Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security. Dave Barry
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There were precisely two groups of people who desperately wanted airport security to be browbeaten into giving suspicious passengers a pass: terrorists and Democrats. Ann Coulter
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The front line with ISIS isn't just in Iraq and Syria, it's in Kennedy Airport and the Rio Grande. Border security is national security. Ted Cruz
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Don't touch my junk, you airport security goon-my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think I'm a Nigerian nut job preparing for my 72-virgin orgy by blowing my johnson to kingdom come? Charles Krauthammer
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Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether. Ann Coulter
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I believe the public's confidence would be increased if the federal government took over the functions of airport security screening for all passengers. David Neeleman
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I flew this past weekend. I went through airport security and said to the guy, 'Is everything okay?' He said, 'You might want to have that mole on your ass checked out.' That seems a little personal to me. Jay Leno
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Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq. Chelsea Handler
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It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security. Doug Stanhope
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If you want something bad enough, you've got to make a bold move. George Washington, took on the British Empire. Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Ken Titus taped a hotel key to his underwear to score with an airport security guard. Christopher Titus
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There's a piece of lead where my heart should beat Doctor said too dangerous to take out You"d better just leave it be Body grew back around it, a miracle, praise be Now, if only I could get through airport security "bullet Gayle Forman
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Why do we go through all the nonsense with security at our airport? It's not because the Catholic Church is falling apart. Michael T. Flynn
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I'd like to fly. Then I wouldn't have to wait in airport security lines. Jim Morris
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Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-old getting a pat down. [Imitates a security officer.] "Check the diapers. They're full." Robin Williams
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. Henny Youngman
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We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict nowadays. In the section marked 'contents', Bones filled out 'Tofu'. God, but he had a sick sense of humor sometimes. Jeaniene Frost
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