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Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke. Jay Leno
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I just heard George W. Bush's new plan for airline security. From here on out, every plane will now have its own hockey dad. David Letterman
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There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our dignities and our liberty to do this. Quico Canseco
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Nike actually has a pair of shoes called Air-Turbulence. Try getting past airline security wearing those. Might as well call them Air-Osama. Jay Leno
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In Afghanistan, U.S. troops are now holding an American man who has been fighting alongside the Taliban. His mother says he was born in Washington, D.C. and his father's a lawyer. Well, that explains it. ... He surrendered to authorities and said he wants to go back to his old job - airline security guard. Jay Leno
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Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security. Dave Barry
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Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether. Ann Coulter
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If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life. Dave Barry
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Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-old getting a pat down. [Imitates a security officer.] "Check the diapers. They're full." Robin Williams
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As the head of security for an airline, I can't ask my passengers to risk their lives and jump on a terrorist. This is why we need air marshals on every flight. Isaac Yeffet
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Immigration security is national security. Kellyanne Conway
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The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring. Iliza Shlesinger
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A personal note to the Founding Fathers: We're sorry. We blew it. You made it possible for us to live free and we blew it. We've given up nearly every personal liberty in the name of a false sense of security sold to the masses by the same type of maniacal government about which you warned us and against which you fought so bravely. We now have to ask permission to take a leak on an airline flight. We never deserved you. Philip D. Murphy
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The key to economic security - to food security in Africa is empowering the women. Judith Rodin
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Israel has its own right as a nation to defend its national security. Al Gore
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Social Security is a tax. Todd Akin
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I never sought to privatize Social Security. Saxby Chambliss
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Certainly Social Security needs to be reformed. Kent Conrad
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Effective security measures do not come cheap. Arlen Specter
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The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland. Michael O'Leary
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