After Divorce Quotes


For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. Woody Allen

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass. Mary Blakely

The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce. John Kenneth Galbraith

Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. Larry Gelbart

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. Tommy Manville

Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones. Joan Rivers

Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches. Evan Esar

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. Ambrose Bierce

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash. Rita Mae Brown

Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat. Tracy Letts

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. Groucho Marx

Sometimes divorce is better than marriage Sumner Redstone

Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand. Jay Leno

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book. Marvin Mitchelson

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy. Evan Esar

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. Helen Rowland

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. Helen Rowland

Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today. Bob Hastings

Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving. Pat Robertson

I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters. Susan B Anthony



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