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The party and the Krikkit warship looked, in their writhings, a little like two ducks, one of which is trying to make a third duck inside the second duck, whilst the second duck is trying very hard to explain that it doesn't feel ready for a third duck right now, is uncertain that it would want any putative third duck anyway, and certainly not whilst it, the second duck, was busy flying. Douglas Adams

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck. Adam Sandler

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed. Coolio

Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck." Rodney Dangerfield

My kids can't watch ('Howard the Duck'). By the time I get in bed with the duck, they are, like, 'Turn it off, mom. You in bed with a duck is just pretty much a deal breaker.' Lea Thompson

Death strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at The Duck Man. WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT DUCK? "What duck?" AH. SORRY. Terry Pratchett

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate. Orson Welles

The only dynasty I like is the Duck Dynasty. Mark Levin

I still look like a duck. Michelle Pfeiffer

Honey, I forgot to duck. Ronald Reagan

I'm the lamest lame duck there could be. George Wallace

I figure as the 'duck' in the 'Adventures'. Robinson Duckworth

You can't aim a duck to death. Gael Boardman

Was that you or the duck? Groucho Marx

I'm the lamest lame duck there could be. George C Wallace

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. Richard Lewis

I've always said the rubber duck is a yellow catalyst. Florentijn Hofman

When I was nine years old I use to copy ( not trace ) the covers of the Donald Duck comics. Many years later I became a close friend of Jack Hannah, the director of the Donald Duck film shorts. William Jackson

A lot of bad things happen in lame duck sessions. Marco Rubio

No, I'm not a good shot, but I shoot often. Theodore Roosevelt

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