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The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. George Eliot
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. Sophia Loren
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Only a few things are really important. Marie Dressler
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Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it. Ian Darke
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If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. Paul Harvey
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We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves. Marie Dressler
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. Phyllis Diller
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The Games have been decimated. If you take away the Eastern Bloc, you take away 50% of the medals Ron Pickering
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You know it's only 50 miles from Grand River to Canton, but it took me 67 years to travel that distance. Don Shula
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Moral indignation in most cases is, 2% moral, 48% indignation, and 50% envy. Vittorio De Sica
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My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p. Frank Carson
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You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living. Jim Norton
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I'm mellower now, I'm over 50. But I don't think I'm too mellow. I'm still angry at a lot of things. Henry Rollins
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I've watched 'Being There' over 50 times, and every time I watch it, I love every frame. I just wish I had directed it myself. Brett Ratner
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For whatever reason, the films I gravitate towards do have these strange sort of tonal balances to them... I kind of realized on '50/ 50' why I liked these blending of tones, because I think it's kind of what life is like: funny one minute, sad the next, scary the next. Jonathan Levine
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By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves. Marie Dressler
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Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
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Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. C. E. M. Joad
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When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again. Hugo Black
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At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. H. H. Asquith
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