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You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful. Francis Spellman
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. Phyllis Diller
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Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. Theodore Roosevelt
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The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it. Arthur Schopenhauer
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At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment. Benjamin Franklin
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The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. George Eliot
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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. Tom Wilson
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. George Bernard Shaw
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What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. Voltaire
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We are always the same age inside. Gertrude Stein
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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. Euripides
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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. Dave Barry
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Erma Bombeck
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No wise man ever wished to be younger. Jonathan Swift
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. Steven Wright
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. Norman Wisdom
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Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. Franz Kafka
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Herbert V Prochnow
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I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. Eva Gabor
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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. Oscar Wilde
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