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My American home is L.A., which is the ultimate city for 365 days of summer. Curtis Stone
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright
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My thoughts, I guess, are bitter: who but the bitter have thoughts? Mignon Mclaughlin
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Gluttony and surfeiting are no proper occasions for thanksgiving. Charles Lamb
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We are what our thoughts have made us; so take care about what you think. Words are secondary. Thoughts live; they travel far. Swami Vivekananda
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Larry The Cable Guy
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The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open. Zig Ziglar
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The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. Joe Girard
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. Albert Einstein
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Alan Dundes
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead
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Labor is life; thought is light. Victor Hugo
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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. Quentin Crisp
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck
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The man who never in his mind and thoughts travel'd to heaven is no artist. William Blake
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On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence. William Jennings Bryan
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Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone. Charles M Schulz
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. Rita Rudner
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