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You can't be a first-world economy in the 21st century if you're not on the path to a clean energy future. Wayne Swan
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Steven Wright
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The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it. Bob Newhart
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. Oscar Wilde
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof. Roseanne Barr
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In the 21st century, I think it's fair to say, homosexuality is more accepted in Britain and it's wonderful that my generation has been able to grow up with that. Dan Stevens
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I am now seventy, rather glad, really, that I won't live to see the horrors to come in the 21st century. Anne Stevenson
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It was wrong to allow Stalin to shape the European landscape of the 20th century. It would be even more wrong to let him shape the landscape of the 21st century. Lawrence Summers
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This part of the 21st century is preoccupied with risk, and there's a lot that law can do to make lives longer and healthier. Cass Sunstein
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By the last decades of the 21st century, church worship will still take the form of reading passages of traditional texts - the Bible, the Koran, the Rig Veda - but physicist-priests will preside over the ceremonies. Frank Tipler
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If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S Truman
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. Albert Einstein
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I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift. Niecy Nash
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT Darynda Jones
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller
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I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.' Tracy Morgan
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