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The funny thing about gold is how quickly it can tarnish. Robyn

Being funny is not the same as being happy. Dana Gould

Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. Mindy Kaling

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big. Chi Chi Rodriguez

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. Louisa May Alcott

I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better. Ron Atkinson

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Robert Bloch

What once were two, are one George Saunders

Do fish get cramps after eating? Steven Wright

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out. Steven Wright

Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm blind! James Patterson

Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th. Murray Walker

All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something. Miguel De Cervantes

Never trust a skinny cook Iain Hewitson

Sometimes I feel like a vampire Jennifer Lawrence

Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals. Stephen Colbert

No One Diets on Thanksgiving. Erma Bombeck

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink. Gilbert K Chesterton

I think absurdist humor is funny... Aziz Ansari

Funny thing, employment. If you keep doing it, you keep getting paid. N.K. Jemisin

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