10 Funny Quotes



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If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S Truman
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The funny thing about gold is how quickly it can tarnish. Robyn
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Being funny is not the same as being happy. Dana Gould
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will Rogers
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Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. Mindy Kaling
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I don't exaggerate - I just remember big. Chi Chi Rodriguez
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I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. Louisa May Alcott
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I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. Ryan Stiles
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What once were two, are one George Saunders
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Do fish get cramps after eating? Steven Wright
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I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out. Steven Wright
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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Will Rogers
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. Robert A Heinlein
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No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink. Gilbert K Chesterton
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I think absurdist humor is funny... Aziz Ansari
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I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds. Christopher Walken
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My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. Jennifer Aniston
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Funny thing, employment. If you keep doing it, you keep getting paid. N.K. Jemisin
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A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them. Elbert Hubbard
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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. Ronald Reagan
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