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One is more apt to become wise by doing fool things than by reading wise sayings. Robert Brault
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Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. Jim Davis
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The Mets just had their first .500-or-better April since July of 1992. Ralph Kiner
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He has turned defensive boxing into a poetic art. Trouble is, nobody ever knocked anybody out with a poem. Eddie Shaw
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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. Oscar Wilde
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I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in. Emo Philips
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Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there. George Burns
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The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. Garrison Keillor
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Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women. Rachel Bloom
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I put the Scriptures above all the sayings of the fathers, angels, men and devils. Here I take my stand. Martin Luther
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Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious. Charles Shackleford
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. Jon Foreman
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Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. Courteney Cox
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx
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A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
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I think that music at inappropriate times with inappropriate volumes can be the funniest thing ever. Ed Helms
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I like drama as well. When I played Hamlet, I got one review that said, "This must surely be the funniest Hamlet in history," but schoolgirls would still cry when he died. Jason Gann
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I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. Mel Brooks
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When you do a movie as opposed to a TV show, it's always tempting to think everything has to be big and exaggerated and spectacular. And in fact, a lot of the funniest comedy films have been very intimate. Armando Iannucci
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I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men's magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. Julie Walters
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