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He has turned defensive boxing into a poetic art. Trouble is, nobody ever knocked anybody out with a poem. Eddie Shaw
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Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. Doug Plank
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A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge Robert Breault
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They don't think it be like it is, but it do. Oscar Gamble
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You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that. Murray Mexted
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The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle. Bob Varsha
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The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract. Carl "Spider" Lockhart
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. Jerry Coleman
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I've never seen anyone go on the DL with pulled fat. Rod Beck
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Statistics are like bikinis-they show a lot but not everything. Lou Piniella
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You call it madness, but I call it love. Don Byas
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I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers...I mean Chargers. Bill Belichick
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We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us. Ruud Gullit
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This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother. Ted Walsh
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One is more apt to become wise by doing fool things than by reading wise sayings. Robert Brault
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Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. Jim Davis
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The Mets just had their first .500-or-better April since July of 1992. Ralph Kiner
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The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level. Chuck LaMar
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You guys line up alphabetically by height. Bill Peterson
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When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done. Matt Stairs
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