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They stayed away in droves. Samuel Goldwyn
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Don't improve it into a flop! Samuel Goldwyn
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This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up. Samuel Goldwyn
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History is not just cruel. It is witty. Charles Krauthammer
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All for one; one for all. Thomas-Alexandre Dumas
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You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. Terry Pratchett
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Your wit makes others witty. Catherine The Great
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A fool and his words are soon parted. William Shenstone
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Gentlemen, include me out. Samuel Goldwyn
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The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures. Samuel Goldwyn
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Keep a stiff upper chin. Samuel Goldwyn
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Every one is witty for his owne purpose. George Herbert
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My commentary's hilarious, not witty. Richelle Mead
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What is perfectly true is perfectly witty. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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Every witticism is an inexact thought; that which is perfectly true is imperfectly witty. Walter Savage Landor
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My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah." Mike Stud
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I've been things and seen places. Mae West
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Your wits make others witty. Catherine The Great
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Trying to be witty leads to lying, more or less. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. Voltaire
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I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah. Charles Grodin
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I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on. Josephine Baker
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I have read your book and much like it. Moses Hadas
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I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away. Oscar Levant
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Smile. Nod. Say something witty before he finds out what an incredible geek you are. Ellen Hopkins
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The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all Leo Buscaglia
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Hemingway was a jerk. Harold Robbins
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I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot. Rob Brydon
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I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money. Will Rogers
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Tell them to stand closer apart. Samuel Goldwyn
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You fail to overlook the crucial point. Samuel Goldwyn
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In two words, impossible. Samuel Goldwyn
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There is a statue of limitation. Samuel Goldwyn
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I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up. George Burns
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Great God! This is an awful place. Robert Falcon Scott
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I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor Shahrukh Khan
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When will you start asking different questions? Better questions? Shahrukh Khan
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A sheep in sheep's clothing. Winston Churchill
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There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling Robert Breault
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I'm not bisexual, I'm tri-sexual. I try everything Shahrukh Khan
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When you talk yourself, you think how witty, how original, how acute you are; but when another does so, you are very apt to think only - What a crib from Rochefoucauld! Ouida
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There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad. Joseph Joubert
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I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't? Kris Carr
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Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty. Aristotle
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Tired people aren't witty Teri Hatcher
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Judy Garland had this wonderful spontaneity that you just don't see anymore. She was such a witty, witty woman. And when you listen to her on... Charles Busch
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My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all of my buddies laugh. Mike Stud
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I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't. Scott Adams
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Between funny and witty Falls the shadow Stephen Fry
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After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. Cato the Elder
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Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. Joe Rogan
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My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. Maurice Sendak
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Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. William Congreve
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The great joke is that a realist is an optimistic pessimist. That's very witty. Whether it's truthful or not, that I don't know. John Hurt
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. James Thurber
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People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate. George Eliot
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Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. W C Fields
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The worst guilt is to accept an unearned guilt. Ayn Rand
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One picture is worth 1,000 denials. Ronald Reagan
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The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. Will Rogers
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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic. George Bernard Shaw
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It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it. Mae West
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This book fills a much-needed gap. Moses Hadas
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There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. Randy Pausch
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What do you take me for, an idiot? Charles De Gaulle
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. Sacha Guitry
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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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How can I lose to such an idiot? Aron Nimzowitsch
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To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me. Charles Stubbs
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This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. Wolfgang Pauli
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He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up Paul Keating
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The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat. Norbert Wiener
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Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound. Charles Caleb Colton
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My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty. Mason Cooley
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-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere. Terry Pratchett
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My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off. Steve Kluger
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A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe. Josh Billings
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We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said. Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
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A team that is always fun with witty sense of humor. We help each other around a lot and help push each other to be better Min
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Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Bob Dylan
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