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They stayed away in droves. Samuel Goldwyn
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Don't improve it into a flop! Samuel Goldwyn
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This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up. Samuel Goldwyn
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History is not just cruel. It is witty. Charles Krauthammer
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All for one; one for all. Thomas-Alexandre Dumas
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You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. Terry Pratchett
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Gentlemen, include me out. Samuel Goldwyn
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The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures. Samuel Goldwyn
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Keep a stiff upper chin. Samuel Goldwyn
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Every one is witty for his owne purpose. George Herbert
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My commentary's hilarious, not witty. Richelle Mead
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My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah." Mike Stud
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Every witticism is an inexact thought; that which is perfectly true is imperfectly witty. Walter Savage Landor
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Your wit makes others witty. Catherine The Great
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What is perfectly true is perfectly witty. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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A fool and his words are soon parted. William Shenstone
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Your wits make others witty. Catherine The Great
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Trying to be witty leads to lying, more or less. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. Voltaire
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Tell them to stand closer apart. Samuel Goldwyn
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You fail to overlook the crucial point. Samuel Goldwyn
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In two words, impossible. Samuel Goldwyn
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There is a statue of limitation. Samuel Goldwyn
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I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up. George Burns
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Great God! This is an awful place. Robert Falcon Scott
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I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor Shahrukh Khan
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When will you start asking different questions? Better questions? Shahrukh Khan
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A sheep in sheep's clothing. Winston Churchill
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There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling Robert Breault
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I'm not bisexual, I'm tri-sexual. I try everything Shahrukh Khan
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When you talk yourself, you think how witty, how original, how acute you are; but when another does so, you are very apt to think only - What a crib from Rochefoucauld! Ouida
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There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad. Joseph Joubert
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I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't? Kris Carr
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Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty. Aristotle
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Tired people aren't witty Teri Hatcher
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Judy Garland had this wonderful spontaneity that you just don't see anymore. She was such a witty, witty woman. And when you listen to her on... Charles Busch
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My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all of my buddies laugh. Mike Stud
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I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't. Scott Adams
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The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all Leo Buscaglia
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I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on. Josephine Baker
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I have read your book and much like it. Moses Hadas
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I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away. Oscar Levant
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Smile. Nod. Say something witty before he finds out what an incredible geek you are. Ellen Hopkins
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I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah. Charles Grodin
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I've been things and seen places. Mae West
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I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money. Will Rogers
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Hemingway was a jerk. Harold Robbins
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I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot. Rob Brydon
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Between funny and witty Falls the shadow Stephen Fry
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After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. Cato the Elder
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The great joke is that a realist is an optimistic pessimist. That's very witty. Whether it's truthful or not, that I don't know. John Hurt
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Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. William Congreve
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Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. Joe Rogan
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My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. Maurice Sendak
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This book fills a much-needed gap. Moses Hadas
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There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. Randy Pausch
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What do you take me for, an idiot? Charles De Gaulle
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. Sacha Guitry
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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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How can I lose to such an idiot? Aron Nimzowitsch
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To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me. Charles Stubbs
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This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. Wolfgang Pauli
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He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up Paul Keating
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The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat. Norbert Wiener
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Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound. Charles Caleb Colton
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My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty. Mason Cooley
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-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere. Terry Pratchett
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My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off. Steve Kluger
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A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe. Josh Billings
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We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said. Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
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A team that is always fun with witty sense of humor. We help each other around a lot and help push each other to be better Min
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Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Bob Dylan
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Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things. Augustus Hare
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Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind. Groucho Marx
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I adore pretty things & witty words. Kate Spade
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Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content. Christopher Morley
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If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You! Michael R. Burch
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. Groucho Marx
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To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. Tina Fey
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Some people say, "Never let them see you cry." I say, if you're so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone. Tina Fey
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