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They stayed away in droves. Samuel Goldwyn
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Don't improve it into a flop! Samuel Goldwyn
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This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up. Samuel Goldwyn
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History is not just cruel. It is witty. Charles Krauthammer
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All for one; one for all. Thomas-Alexandre Dumas
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Gentlemen, include me out. Samuel Goldwyn
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The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures. Samuel Goldwyn
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Keep a stiff upper chin. Samuel Goldwyn
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My commentary's hilarious, not witty. Richelle Mead
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You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. Terry Pratchett
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Every witticism is an inexact thought; that which is perfectly true is imperfectly witty. Walter Savage Landor
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Your wit makes others witty. Catherine The Great
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What is perfectly true is perfectly witty. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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A fool and his words are soon parted. William Shenstone
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Every one is witty for his owne purpose. George Herbert
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My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah." Mike Stud
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I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up. George Burns
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Great God! This is an awful place. Robert Falcon Scott
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I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor Shahrukh Khan
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When will you start asking different questions? Better questions? Shahrukh Khan
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A sheep in sheep's clothing. Winston Churchill
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There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling Robert Breault
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Tell them to stand closer apart. Samuel Goldwyn
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You fail to overlook the crucial point. Samuel Goldwyn
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In two words, impossible. Samuel Goldwyn
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There is a statue of limitation. Samuel Goldwyn
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Your wits make others witty. Catherine The Great
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Trying to be witty leads to lying, more or less. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all Leo Buscaglia
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I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away. Oscar Levant
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Smile. Nod. Say something witty before he finds out what an incredible geek you are. Ellen Hopkins
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Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty. Aristotle
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I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on. Josephine Baker
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I have read your book and much like it. Moses Hadas
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I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah. Charles Grodin
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Hemingway was a jerk. Harold Robbins
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I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot. Rob Brydon
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I've been things and seen places. Mae West
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I'm not bisexual, I'm tri-sexual. I try everything Shahrukh Khan
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I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't? Kris Carr
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When you talk yourself, you think how witty, how original, how acute you are; but when another does so, you are very apt to think only - What a crib from Rochefoucauld! Ouida
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There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad. Joseph Joubert
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I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money. Will Rogers
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My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all of my buddies laugh. Mike Stud
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Tired people aren't witty Teri Hatcher
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I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't. Scott Adams
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Judy Garland had this wonderful spontaneity that you just don't see anymore. She was such a witty, witty woman. And when you listen to her on... Charles Busch
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Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. Voltaire
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Between funny and witty Falls the shadow Stephen Fry
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After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. Cato the Elder
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Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. William Congreve
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Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. Joe Rogan
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My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. Maurice Sendak
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The great joke is that a realist is an optimistic pessimist. That's very witty. Whether it's truthful or not, that I don't know. John Hurt
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Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing? James Roday
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I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light. Woody Allen
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No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. Freddie Mercury
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Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. Edith Summerskill, Baroness Summerskill
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Most women defend themselves. It is the female of the species-it is the tigress and lioness in you which tends to defend when attacked. Margaret Thatcher
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I can't sing very well but I'd like to try. Elvis Presley
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I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh" Shahrukh Khan
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If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age Shahrukh Khan
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The devil's most devilish when respectable. Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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Science should be on tap, not on top. Winston Churchill
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Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force ... except occasionally. Katharine Whitehorn
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Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval. Leonard Rossiter
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Pornography is in the loin of the beholder. Charles Rembar
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Sons branch out, but one woman leads to another. Margaret Atwood
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What matters most is that we learn from living. Doris Lessing
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Make the most of What you have, When you have it, Where you are. Eleanor Roosevelt
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Do I have an option? when asked by the press if she was "running as a woman." Patricia Schroeder
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It doesn't matter where we begin the personal/political circle, but it matters desperately that we complete it. Gloria Steinem
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The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence. Virginia Woolf
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If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed Irvin S Cobb
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Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember Abraham Lincoln
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Genius is born-not paid Oscar Wilde
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So you're mother? Nice to put a name to a face. Michael McIntyre
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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left. Winston Churchill
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I rant, therefore I am Dennis Miller
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I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced Ruby Wax
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