Quotes on Anti Valentines Day

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. Lewis Black
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything. Jon Stewart
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Love was just a word to me. Until you came along and gave it meaning. James Earl Jones
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The bravest thing that men do is love women. Mort Sahl
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Tell me how much you know of the sufferings of your fellowmen and I will tell you how much you have loved them. Helmut Thielicke
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Whatever you love most, be it sports, pleasure, business or God, that is your god! Billy Graham
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Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. Honore Gabriel Riqueti, comte de Mirabeau
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. Jim Gaffigan
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Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. Arthur Dewar, Lord Dewar
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Love never asks what benefit it will derive from love. Love from its very nature is a disinterested thing. It loves for the creature's sake it loves, and for nothing else. Charles Spurgeon
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No one will know what you mean by saying that 'God is love' unless you act it as well. L. P. Jacks
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A world without love is a deadly place. Helen Fisher
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You need eight hugs a day. You'll be happier and the world will be a better place. Paul J. Zak
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I won`t cry for you, my mascara`s too expensive Adriana Lima
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Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed. Laurell K Hamilton
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You're not a coward just because you don't want to hurt people. Veronica Roth
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You cannot be with someone just because you don't want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to think about. Melissa De La Cruz
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If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice. Estelle Getty
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! Jay Leno
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! Joan Rivers
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For those who love... time is eternity... Henry Van Dyke
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day. Mo Rocca
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Love asks nothing in return, but seeks those who need it. And who needs our love more than those who are consumed with hatred and are utterly devoid of love. Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Love is an image of God, and not a lifeless image, but the living essence of the divine nature which beams full of all goodness. Martin Luther
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Ever absent, ever near; Still I see thee, still I hear; Yet I cannot reach thee, dear! Ferenc Kazinczy
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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. Albert Einstein
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To love blindly is to love selfishly, because the goal of such love is not the real advantage of the beloved but only the exercise of love in our own souls. Thomas Merton
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I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world operates according to different rules than my regular human world. Mindy Kaling
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The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him. Richard Jeni
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I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand? Jay Leno
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What cannot letters inspire? They have souls; they can speak; they have in them all that force which expresses the transports of the heart.... Heloise
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We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies. Jose Ortega Y Gasset
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Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility. Michael Douglas
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Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. L Frank Baum
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Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love. William Shakespeare
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I'm single because I was born that way. Mae West
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But I have seen thee And thou art enough. George Edward Moore
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Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. Lynda Barry
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I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself. Warsan Shire
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Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. W Somerset Maugham
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Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end. Ann Brashares
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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. Garry Shandling
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It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. John Bulwer
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We say love is blind, and the figure of Cupid is drawn with a bandage around his eyes. Blind - yes, because he does not see what he does not like; but the sharpest-sighted hunter in the universe is Love for finding what he seeks, and only that. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, remember this terse little verse: To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse. Yip Harburg
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Love is costly. T forgive in love costs us our sense of justice. To serve in love costs us time. To share in love costs us money. Every act of love costs us in some way, just as it cost God to love us. But we are to live a life of love just as Christ loves us and gave Himself for us at great cost to Himself. Jerry Bridges
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When I have learned to love God better than my earthly dearest, I shall love my earthly dearest better than I do now. C S Lewis
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People live for love. They kill for love. They die for love. They have songs, poems, novels, sculptures, paintings, myths, legends. It's one of the most powerful brain systems on Earth for both great joy and great sorrow. Helen Fisher
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My wife could turn to me and she may say, 'Why do you love me?' And I can with all honesty look her in the eye and say, 'Because our pheromones matched our olfactory receptors.' Robin Ince
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On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays-fear. Dave Barry
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No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy. Henry A Kissinger
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The most important things are the hardest to say Stephen King
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Dorothy Parker
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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. Zsa Zsa Gabor
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There is a terrible hunger for love. We all experience that in our lives - the pain, the loneliness. We must have the courage to recognize it. The poor you may have right in your own family. Find them. Love them. Mother Teresa
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. H L Mencken
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Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. William Shakespeare
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I'm not alone, but I am lonely without you. Mary Martin
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx
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It was V-day and I was stuck at home while the guy I was dating was at an Anti-Valentine's Day party. How wrong was that? It was one thing to be totally alone on V-day, but another to want to be with someone who would rather spend the evening protesting love instead of making it. Kate Madison
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Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. Candace Bushnell
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Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with. Sarah Jessica Parker
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I dust [your photo] carefully every morning, for to do so gives me the pleasant feeling that I'm caressing you as in the old days. I even touch your nose with mine to recapture the electric current that used to flush through my blood whenever I did so. Nelson Mandela
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My alone feels so good, I'll only have you if you're sweeter than my solitude. Warsan Shire
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Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience. Elizabeth Gilbert
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But never again use another person's body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilling yearnings. Elizabeth Gilbert
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Vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry. Larry Adler
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For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry. William J. Bernstein
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I like perfume and flowers. Donatella Versace
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I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. Esai Morales
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I listen to feminists and all these radical gals - most of them are failures. They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom. These women just need a man in the house. That's all they need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men - that's their problem. Jerry Falwell
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Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! Thomas Hood
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Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. Armistead Maupin
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Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day. Jay Leno
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There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. Yoko Ono
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Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile. Sean Connery
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Love and a cough cannot be hid. George Herbert
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In women everything is heart, even the head. Jean Paul
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Your love is better than chocolate. Better than anything else that I've tried. Sarah Mclachlan
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Each day you must choose, the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. Eric Mangini
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