Quotes on Anti Valentines Day

Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility. Michael Douglas

My heart to you is given: Oh, do give yours to me; We'll lock them up together, And throw away the key. Arthur Frederick Saunders

No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along. Joyce Brothers

I love thee - I love thee, 'Tis all that I can say, It is my vision in the night, My dreaming in the day. Thomas Hood

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. Dorothy Parker

I won`t cry for you, my mascara`s too expensive Adriana Lima

Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed. Laurell K Hamilton

You cannot be with someone just because you don't want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to think about. Melissa De La Cruz

You're not a coward just because you don't want to hurt people. Veronica Roth

If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice. Estelle Getty

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. Lewis Black

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! Jay Leno

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! Joan Rivers

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything. Jon Stewart

To love blindly is to love selfishly, because the goal of such love is not the real advantage of the beloved but only the exercise of love in our own souls. Thomas Merton

The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him. Richard Jeni

I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world operates according to different rules than my regular human world. Mindy Kaling

We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies. Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. L Frank Baum

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love. William Shakespeare

I'm single because I was born that way. Mae West

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. Lynda Barry

I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself. Warsan Shire

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. W Somerset Maugham

Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end. Ann Brashares

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. Garry Shandling

How many times do I love, again? Tell me how many beads there are In a silver chain Of evening rain Unravelled from the trembling main And threading the eye of a yellow star:- So many times do I love again. Thomas Lovell Beddoes

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy. Henry A Kissinger

The most important things are the hardest to say Stephen King

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Dorothy Parker

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. Zsa Zsa Gabor

There is a terrible hunger for love. We all experience that in our lives - the pain, the loneliness. We must have the courage to recognize it. The poor you may have right in your own family. Find them. Love them. Mother Teresa

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. H L Mencken

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. William Shakespeare

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx

It was V-day and I was stuck at home while the guy I was dating was at an Anti-Valentine's Day party. How wrong was that? It was one thing to be totally alone on V-day, but another to want to be with someone who would rather spend the evening protesting love instead of making it. Kate Madison

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with. Sarah Jessica Parker

Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. Candace Bushnell

Love was just a word to me. Until you came along and gave it meaning. James Earl Jones

My alone feels so good, I'll only have you if you're sweeter than my solitude. Warsan Shire

Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience. Elizabeth Gilbert

For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry. William J. Bernstein

Vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry. Larry Adler

But never again use another person's body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilling yearnings. Elizabeth Gilbert

I like perfume and flowers. Donatella Versace

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. Esai Morales

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! Thomas Hood

Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day. Jay Leno

Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. Armistead Maupin

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. Yoko Ono

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile. Sean Connery

Love and a cough cannot be hid. George Herbert

In women everything is heart, even the head. Jean Paul

The bravest thing that men do is love women. Mort Sahl

Your love is better than chocolate. Better than anything else that I've tried. Sarah Mclachlan

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. Margaret Atwood

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine. Ogden Nash

Something that's of common interest to every man, woman and child on the planet must surely be the notion of 'Peace'. Without 'Peace' we cannot survive. Valentine's Day is on the 14 February. Christmas Day is on the 25 December. Peace Day has been established by the United Nations on the 21 September, and the whole world is invited to participate. Annie Lennox

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?' Laura Kightlinger

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. Jennifer Aniston

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. Bess Myerson

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. Albert Camus

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. Alice Walker

This is a good sign, having a broken heart. It means we have tried for something. Elizabeth Gilbert

Too many women throw themselves into romance because they're afraid of being single, then start making compromises and losing their identity. I won't do that. Julie Delpy

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. Ernest Hemingway

People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday. Lil Wayne

Tell me how much you know of the sufferings of your fellowmen and I will tell you how much you have loved them. Helmut Thielicke

Whatever you love most, be it sports, pleasure, business or God, that is your god! Billy Graham

If you would and you could brighten my northern sky. Nick Drake

Valentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you're alone that night you didn't make the cut. Felipe Esparza

Women are cursed, and men are the proof. Roseanne Barr

But the Go-Go's are a very original, kind of organic thing. Kathy Valentine

A lot of people don't realize it, but I've a lot less success than I've have had success. Kathy Valentine

Everything's coming up roses - for me. Ethel Merman

Love gives without taking Erica Jong

I advocate speaking words of love with all the sincerity that can be mustered, as frequently as possible. Mary Anne Radmacher

My love is deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, both are infinite. William Shakespeare

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! Mike Birbiglia

If you have to do it, then you're doing the right thing. Kathy Valentine



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