Quotes on Humorous

It is better to swallow words than to have to eat them later. Franklin D Roosevelt
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We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place. George Carlin
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It is inconceivable that anyone could say we have tried to hide anything William J Clinton
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Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on. Stephen King
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Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting. Winston Churchill
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Better laid than never. Joan Rivers
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I have a humorous side but these days humour can be a risky thing. Narendra Modi
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He had' a single redeeming vice. Oscar Wilde
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There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling Robert Breault
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It is far better to know our own weaknesses and failures than to point out those of others. Jawaharlal Nehru
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Well, sir, let us do what we can to curtail this visit, which can hardly be agreeable to you, and is inexpressibly irksome to me. Arthur Conan Doyle
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A pear is a failed apple. George Carlin
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What does he stand for? James Carville
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The President's very shrewd Sam Donaldson
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All of us knew he was a snake when we voted for him Patricia Ireland
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An innocent bureaucratic snafu William J Clinton
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I tried to think but nothing happened! Curly Howard
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Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand? Julie Kagawa
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You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. Kami Garcia
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The tongue offends and the ears get the cuffing Benjamin Franklin
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I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. John Green
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I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
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I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous. Max Cannon
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I have read your book and much like it. Moses Hadas
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I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe. Sri Aurobindo
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He hadn't a single redeeming vice. Oscar Wilde
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Hemingway was a jerk. Harold Robbins
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I've been things and seen places. Mae West
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My mother was the making of me. Thomas A Edison
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The profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life. V S Pritchett
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The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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... all the modern inconveniences ... Mark Twain
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August. The lines are the shortest, though. Steven Rubenstein
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Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy. Tom Lehrer
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What's in that pipe that he's smoking? Arlo Guthrie
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It's only words... unless they're true. David Mamet
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I rant, therefore I am Dennis Miller
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I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced Ruby Wax
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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of Robert Benchley
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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. Adi Da
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This book fills a much-needed gap. Moses Hadas
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There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. Randy Pausch
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What do you take me for, an idiot? Charles De Gaulle
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. Sacha Guitry
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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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How can I lose to such an idiot? Aron Nimzowitsch
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To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me. Charles Stubbs
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This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. Wolfgang Pauli
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I suppose we all have our recollections of our earlier holidays, all bristling with horror. Flann O'Brien
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Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut. Robert Newton Peck
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Always obey your parents - when they are present. Mark Twain
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Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out. George Carlin
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An art thief is a man who takes pictures. George Carlin
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Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help. George Carlin
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Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell" George Carlin
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Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists." George Carlin
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To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope. George Carlin
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Professional soldiers are people who die for a living. George Carlin
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. Groucho Marx
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Character doesn't matter. William J Clinton
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They are cutting medicare William J Clinton
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It is a $270 billion cut in medicare William J Clinton
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Indeed I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong William J Clinton
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This act will leave a moral blot on his presidency Marian Wright Edelman
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I was not elected to produce a pile of vetoes. William J Clinton
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Almost makes you want to go to jail out here, doesn't it? William J Clinton
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The most ethical administration in the history of the Republic. William J Clinton
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Nearly everyone will lie to you given the right circumstances. William J Clinton
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He has denied what has happened. His sworn statements have denied what has happened. Patricia Schroeder
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When you get asked hundreds of questions, it's not possible to remember the answer to every one. William J Clinton
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I was also very concerned about protecting my family William J Clinton
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It is time to stop personal destruction and prying into private lives William J Clinton
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I consider myself a relatively moral guy O J Simpson
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There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it. George Carlin
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Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind. Groucho Marx
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It's a humorous statement that doesn't mean anything. You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous. Jimmy Swaggart
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. James Thurber
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The French complain of everything, and always. Napoleon Bonaparte
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I guess the more serious you play something, if the context is funny, then it will be funny and it doesn't really require you to be necessarily, explicitly humorous, or silly. Jesse Eisenberg
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