Quotes on Humorous

It is better to swallow words than to have to eat them later. Franklin D Roosevelt
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We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place. George Carlin
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It is inconceivable that anyone could say we have tried to hide anything William J Clinton
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He had' a single redeeming vice. Oscar Wilde
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Better laid than never. Joan Rivers
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I have a humorous side but these days humour can be a risky thing. Narendra Modi
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Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on. Stephen King
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Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting. Winston Churchill
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It is far better to know our own weaknesses and failures than to point out those of others. Jawaharlal Nehru
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Well, sir, let us do what we can to curtail this visit, which can hardly be agreeable to you, and is inexpressibly irksome to me. Arthur Conan Doyle
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A pear is a failed apple. George Carlin
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The profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life. V S Pritchett
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What does he stand for? James Carville
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The President's very shrewd Sam Donaldson
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All of us knew he was a snake when we voted for him Patricia Ireland
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An innocent bureaucratic snafu William J Clinton
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I tried to think but nothing happened! Curly Howard
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Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand? Julie Kagawa
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You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. Kami Garcia
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The tongue offends and the ears get the cuffing Benjamin Franklin
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There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling Robert Breault
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My mother was the making of me. Thomas A Edison
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The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe. Sri Aurobindo
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He hadn't a single redeeming vice. Oscar Wilde
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I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
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I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous. Max Cannon
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I have read your book and much like it. Moses Hadas
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I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. John Green
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I've been things and seen places. Mae West
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I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Hemingway was a jerk. Harold Robbins
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It's only words... unless they're true. David Mamet
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... all the modern inconveniences ... Mark Twain
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August. The lines are the shortest, though. Steven Rubenstein
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Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy. Tom Lehrer
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What's in that pipe that he's smoking? Arlo Guthrie
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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. Adi Da
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This book fills a much-needed gap. Moses Hadas
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There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. Randy Pausch
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What do you take me for, an idiot? Charles De Gaulle
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. Sacha Guitry
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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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How can I lose to such an idiot? Aron Nimzowitsch
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To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me. Charles Stubbs
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This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. Wolfgang Pauli
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I suppose we all have our recollections of our earlier holidays, all bristling with horror. Flann O'Brien
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Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut. Robert Newton Peck
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Always obey your parents - when they are present. Mark Twain
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Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out. George Carlin
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An art thief is a man who takes pictures. George Carlin
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Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help. George Carlin
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Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell" George Carlin
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Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists." George Carlin
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To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope. George Carlin
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Professional soldiers are people who die for a living. George Carlin
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There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous. Mark Twain
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Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir. Charles Dickens
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It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking. Charles Dickens
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In Tantric Zen you can be humorous and make fun of anything or you can be very serious. Frederick Lenz
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The stupider the regime the more intelligent the people get and the more humorous. Christopher Hitchens
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Character doesn't matter. William J Clinton
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They are cutting medicare William J Clinton
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It is a $270 billion cut in medicare William J Clinton
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Indeed I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong William J Clinton
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This act will leave a moral blot on his presidency Marian Wright Edelman
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I was not elected to produce a pile of vetoes. William J Clinton
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Almost makes you want to go to jail out here, doesn't it? William J Clinton
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The most ethical administration in the history of the Republic. William J Clinton
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Nearly everyone will lie to you given the right circumstances. William J Clinton
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He has denied what has happened. His sworn statements have denied what has happened. Patricia Schroeder
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When you get asked hundreds of questions, it's not possible to remember the answer to every one. William J Clinton
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I was also very concerned about protecting my family William J Clinton
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It is time to stop personal destruction and prying into private lives William J Clinton
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I consider myself a relatively moral guy O J Simpson
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There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it. George Carlin
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Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind. Groucho Marx
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. Groucho Marx
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Mary's mouth cost her nothing for she never opens it but at others' expense. Benjamin Franklin
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