Quotes on Funny Inspirational

When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much. Walter Lippmann

Nature itself is the best physician. Hippocrates

The moment somebody says "this is very risky" is the moment it becomes attractive to me. Kate Capshaw

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. John Atkinson Grimshaw

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here". Ashleigh Brilliant

People will buy anything that is one to a customer. Sinclair Lewis

Not since I was 10, trying to get Nick Vossler's attention in PE. 'Red Rover, Red Rover, send Nicholas right over!' Elizabeth Olsen

You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices. Zaha Hadid

Can we call a moratorium on the use of the term 'ladyparts'? Grazia! Lena Dunham

If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool. Hippocrates

To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy. Hippocrates

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. Jack Handey

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. Woody Allen

Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare. Harriet Martineau

The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm. Malcolm Forbes

Software sucks because users demand it to. Nathan Myhrvold

You are the handicap you must face. You are the one who must choose your place. James Lane Allen

The dumbest people I know are those who know it all. Malcolm Forbes

Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all. Joan Jett

My one goal when I started was not to actually vomit on TV or run away. Kate Mckinnon

I can get ready in 10 minutes. Carolina Herrera

Generosity is the best investment. Diane Von Furstenberg

I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger. Oprah Winfrey

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. Jay Leno

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. Mark Twain

The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves Swami Vivekananda

The serve was invented so that the net could play. Bill Cosby

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. Jim Gaffigan

When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of *@! time! Dane Cook

The lunatic fringe wags the underdog. H L Mencken

Jet lag is for amateurs. Dick Clark

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you. Isaac Asimov

Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep. Rajneesh

You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what that is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say 'I did that.' Ricky Gervais

There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Terry Pratchett

There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence. Michelle Obama

Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? Rachel Maddow

Everyone always says to me, 'Why aren't there more people of color on television?' I'm like, 'Why don't you ask a bunch of people who aren't putting people of color on television why there aren't more people of color on television?' Shonda Rhimes

The data is clear: If you give a woman an opportunity, she will make a huge difference. Carly Fiorina

This is a long-delayed, hard-won, and badly needed victory for millions of women. Patty Murray

Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together. Amy Klobuchar

Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food. Hippocrates

Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about! Tom Jones

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything. Shania Twain

How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon? Rita Rudner

Hide your gold, your faith and the reason of you journey. Eduard Heine

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. Charlie Finley

You never came out the way you came in. Francis Spufford

Your kids require you most of all to love them for who they are, not to spend your whole time trying to correct them. Bill Ayers

I cannot afford to waste my time making money Louis Agassiz

I found out that if you are going to win games, you had better be ready to adapt. Scotty Bowman

It isn't hard to be good from time to time in sports. What is tough, is being good every day. Willie Mays

People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool. Elayne Boosler

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. Rita Rudner

Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once.. Isaac Asimov

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Percy Bysshe Shelley

Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life. Dennis Conner

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. Arrigo Sacchi

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. Josh Billings

I have always considered tennis as a combat in an arena between two gladiators who have their racquets and their courage as their weapons. Yannick Noah

When you're are playing for the national championship, it's not a matter of life or death. Its more important than that. Duffy Daugherty

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. Betty White

We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we live our lives our accomplishment? Maria Shriver

Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men. Katie Couric

I didn't want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail. Sara Blakely

Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot. Pamela Anderson

Someone from Manolo Blahnik went into my shop and said: 'These shoes are not vegetarian.' That's the highest compliment, because you just can't tell that they are, and they are. My mum taught me to have a soul. Stella Mccartney

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow? Devon Aoki

I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier Woody Harrelson

I'm a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee. Chelsea Clinton

Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. Roger Caras

Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others. Confucius

A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery. Morris Bender

The late start is due to the time. David Coleman

I'm not going to die because I failed as someone else. I'm going to succeed as myself. Margaret Cho

There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth. Leonard Barnes

I spend a lot of time reading. Bill Gates

Lord help the mister that comes between me and my sister... Irving Berlin

The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven's lieutenants. William Shakespeare

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. Mary Mcgrory

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