Quotes on Funny Inspirational Life

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. Rita Rudner

When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much. Walter Lippmann

Nature itself is the best physician. Hippocrates

I cannot afford to waste my time making money Louis Agassiz

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Percy Bysshe Shelley

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. Josh Billings

When you're are playing for the national championship, it's not a matter of life or death. Its more important than that. Duffy Daugherty

I didn't like where I once was, so I promised myself I wouldn't be back there. Ray Lewis

You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about. Bobby Jones

I never learned anything from a match that I won. Bobby Jones

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson

You owe it to yourself to be the best you can possibly be - in baseball and in life. Pete Rose

Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common. Robert J. LeRoy

The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time. Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A mother is the best friend God ever gave. Christian Nestell Bovee

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Herbert V Prochnow

Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies. Bobby Jones

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. Gardner Dickinson

Stress happens when your mind resists what is...The only problem in your life is your mind's resistance to life as it unfolds. Dan Millman

The moment somebody says "this is very risky" is the moment it becomes attractive to me. Kate Capshaw

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. John Atkinson Grimshaw

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here". Ashleigh Brilliant

People will buy anything that is one to a customer. Sinclair Lewis

Not since I was 10, trying to get Nick Vossler's attention in PE. 'Red Rover, Red Rover, send Nicholas right over!' Elizabeth Olsen

You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices. Zaha Hadid

Can we call a moratorium on the use of the term 'ladyparts'? Grazia! Lena Dunham

If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool. Hippocrates

To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy. Hippocrates

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. Jack Handey

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. Woody Allen

Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare. Harriet Martineau

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes. William Gibson

Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life. George Best

There can be no situation in life in which the conversation of my dear sister will not administer some comfort to me. Mary Wortley Montagu

If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections, held together but separable - each segment distinct. Letty Cottin Pogrebin

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. George Deukmejian

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. Pete Dye

I practice in my head. Artur Schnabel

You can't take no breaks. Ray Lewis

There are simply no answers to some of the great pressing questions. Barry Lopez

The readiness is all. William Shakespeare

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. Bryant Gumbel

The more I practice, the luckier I get. Jerry Barber

The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm. Malcolm Forbes

Software sucks because users demand it to. Nathan Myhrvold

You are the handicap you must face. You are the one who must choose your place. James Lane Allen

The dumbest people I know are those who know it all. Malcolm Forbes

Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all. Joan Jett

My one goal when I started was not to actually vomit on TV or run away. Kate Mckinnon

I can get ready in 10 minutes. Carolina Herrera

Generosity is the best investment. Diane Von Furstenberg

I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger. Oprah Winfrey

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. Jay Leno

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. Mark Twain

The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves Swami Vivekananda

The serve was invented so that the net could play. Bill Cosby

The traveler was active; he went strenuously in search of people, of adventure, of experience. The tourist is passive. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life. Antisthenes

A good life is a main argument. Ben Jonson

Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five. Paul Harvey

The most important shot in golf is the next one. Ben Hogan

May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters. Ben Hogan

For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born. Alice Freeman Palmer

Stress is basically a disconnection from the earth, a forgetting of the breath. Natalie Goldberg

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. Mignon Mclaughlin

You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend. Edgar Guest

Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch. George Carlin

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. Oscar Wilde

Some people tell me that we professional players are soccer slaves. Well, if this is slavery, give me a life sentence. Bobby Charlton

Traveling tends to magnify all human emotions. Peter Hoeg

Pressure is something you feel when you do not know what you are doing. Chuck Noll

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. Evan Esar

Let your memory be your travel bag. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Natalie Goldberg

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. Dr. Seuss

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. Al Gallagher

When they start the game, they don't yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball." Willie Stargell

Always remember: Life is for enjoying. Abraham Lincoln

Life is a rainbow which also includes black. Yevgeny Yevtushenko

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. Jim Gaffigan



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