Quotes on Funniest Inspirational

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? George Carlin

I've never lost a game I just ran out of time. Michael Jordan

Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can. Danny Kaye

Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is! Jeffrey Gitomer

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable. Tom Landry

Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today. Benjamin Franklin

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. Benjamin Franklin

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. Marie Osmond

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. Alan King

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter. Dave Barry

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. Kyle Chandler

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin

Keep doing what you've been doing and you will keep getting what you've been getting! Jackie Cooper

Whatever you do, don't do it. Yul Brynner

The beauty seen is partly in him who sees it. Christian Nestell Bovee

You can't do anything about them... Alex Ferguson

You can't get too high for somebody to bring you down. Maya Angelou

There are no inevitabilities in history Paul Johnson

When we know our own strength, we shall the better know what to undertake with hopes of success... John Locke

What you can become you are already. Christian Friedrich Hebbel

Faith is the andtidote for fear Russell M Nelson

Thank you for that experience. Oprah Winfrey

It's not what you start in life, it's what you finish. Katharine Hepburn

God seeks us as eagerly as we seek God. Forrest Church

You can never be great at anything unless you love it. Maya Angelou

The future of work consists of learning a living. Marshall Mcluhan

Don't let anyone say you can't do it. John Ilhan

Insist on yourself. Never imitate. Ralph Waldo Emerson

I will work when failures seek rest. Og Mandino

Learn to do things right and then do them right every time. Bobby Knight

We are what we repeatedly do. Aristotle

Endings to be useful must be inconclusive. Samuel R Delany

Act now. There is never any time but now, and there never will be any time but now. Wallace D. Wattles

Nothing about us without us. Judi Chamberlin

The future is hidden even from those who make it. Anatole France

Live deep instead of fast. Henry Seidel Canby

All I got to be is be happy. George Harrison

We can live in fear or act out of hope. Bonnie Raitt

I never take counsel of my fears. George S Patton

We sing because we're happy and happy because we sing Denis Waitley

We do not sing because we are happy, we are happy because we sing. William James

There is nothing outside of us. It's all in us. Harbhajan Singh Yogi

How wild it was, to let it be. Cheryl Strayed

There's no one to stop you but yourself Dave Thomas

If you are not leaning, no one will let you down. Robert Anthony

It's not the having, it's the getting. Elizabeth Taylor

I am happier now than I have ever been. David Beckham

I went from being the Terminator to being the governator. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Being is the great explainer. Henry David Thoreau

Do It Badly - But at Least Do It! Ernie J Zelinski

Dietrich would never do that Marlene Dietrich

Listen, listen, listen. Joe Pass

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches. Tallulah Bankhead

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. Rodney Dangerfield

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin

It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose. Sandy Lyle

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. Oscar Wilde

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in. Emo Philips

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there. George Burns

We talkin' about practice? Allen Iverson

Fade into Bolivian, I guess. Mike Tyson

They don't think it be like it is, but it do. Oscar Gamble

HatersGonnaHate but thankfully LoversGonnaLove. Hal Elrod

Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. Voltaire

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. Zig Ziglar

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. Truman Capote

When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?' Sydney J Harris

Don't get it right, just get it written. James Thurber

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. Mark Twain

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't. Richard Bach

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost. Ellen Degeneres

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. Tiger Woods

All good things come to those who wait. Paullina Simons

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye. Bum Phillips

I went through baseball as a player to be named later. Joe Garagiola

I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming. Johnny Bench

The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23! Kevin Keegan

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. Homer



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