Quotes on Drinking

We are what we pretend to be. Kurt Vonnegut

Pour him out of here! Mae West

It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either. W C Fields

Don't be drinking the Haterade. Holly Black

I don't listen to my own stuff unless I've been drinking a lot. Jeremy Enigk

I'm a professional at [drinking], so that's why I've never had scandals before. Seungri

When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die. Craig Ferguson

Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday. Oscar Wilde

Drinking is a way of ending the day. Ernest Hemingway

My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily. John Belushi

That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question. Joseph Epstein

But Champagne is not drinking. David Niven

Put it back in the horse! H Allen Smith

We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'. Casey Stengel

I got rid of all those reporters. Myrna Loy

Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth. W C Fields

Whoever I had become had to die. Craig Ferguson

Good liquor is not cheap. Cheap liquor is not good. Dorothy Draper

Had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now. Nicki Minaj

We're gaily yet, we're gaily yet, And we're not very fow, but we're gaily yet; Then set ye awhile, and tipple a bit, For we's not very fow, but we're gaily yet. John Vanbrugh

They asked me why I don't quit drinking, I told 'em I'm not a quitter. The Weeknd

Drawing and Drinking Coffe Gerard Way

All the damnable degrees Of drinking have you staggered through. John Webster

Nothing anyone says in a bar is true. Mark Ruffalo

It's solitary drinking that makes drunkards. Nathanael West

when I spoke of having a drink, it was a euphemism for having a whole flock of them. Margaret Halsey

Drink was the most fearsome of deceivers ... for it promised one thing and came through with quite another. Kay Boyle

I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty. Doug Stanhope

There's a lot of stuff in the club that's like, it's cool there because you're drinking and all you wanna do is do ignorant sh*t. Miguel

I find drinking really helps. Kevin Spacey

I don't do anything or have any magical secret or something, other than drinking baby's blood, of course. John Stamos

I had heard blues and jazz all my life but I was never aware that it was associated with nightclubs and drinking. Nina Simone

Drinking is bad taste but tastes good. Franklin P. Adams

I wasn't doing much work when I was using and drinking. I have friends who did it (work), but I wasn't one of those people. Rob Roberge

I grew up eating hamburger helper, macaroni and cheese, and drinking lots of milk, and looked at lots of cows; but I feel like a New Yorker now, I've lived here for sixteen years. Adam Rapp

I didn't have any intention of playing music for a living or anything like that. I was just not doing well in my head or whatever you call it and drinking too much. Frank Fairfield

If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone. Gabriel Iglesias

Drinking can bring out a dude that has some issues. Gabriel Iglesias

Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol Adlai E Stevenson

There should be asylums for habitual teetotalers, but they would probably relapse into teetotalism as soon as they got out. Samuel Butler

When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin? Robert Browning

I've been getting into drinking smoothies in the morning - I like those a lot. Gillian Jacobs

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. Kinky Friedman

If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer. Granger Smith

It's not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess. John Selden

Stop drinking was the best thing I've done in my entire life. I'm so happy I did that. Lara Stone

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. George Gobel

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Benjamin Franklin

There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink. Oscar Wilde

The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop. Jeffrey Bernard

The [Donald] Trump administration is making it very clear that they intend to destroy our only drinking water resource on the Standing Rock Nation and the tens - the 10 million people who live south of the proposed pipeline. Drilling can begin any minute. Chase Iron Eyes

The only thing worse for smoking than drinking is quitting drinking. Because then it's the only thing you can do. Jay Mcinerney

Something is very, very wrong when people don't have access to drinking water, and Coke creates its market out of that scarcity. Vandana Shiva

Discouraging smoking and drinking is a left ideal. Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero

I discovered John Fante when I was 17 years old - strangely, not through Charles Bukowski, but through William Saroyan, who was his drinking buddy. Jonathan Evison

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking. Terry Goodkind

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. W C Fields

There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation. John Ciardi

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. Brendan Behan

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. W C Fields

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks. Joe E Lewis

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors. Joe E Lewis

Payday came and with it beer Rudyard Kipling

I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this. Daniel Tosh

Perhaps it is while drinking tea that I most of all enjoy the sense of leisure. George Gissing

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. Robert Benchley

People don't stop eating, and they don't stop drinking coffee. Magic Johnson

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough. Ernest Hemingway

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. W C Fields

I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either. W C Fields

I work until beer o'clock. Stephen King

Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone? Noel Coward

I let my drinking do the talking. Humphrey Bogart

Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth - alongside of me. Charles Bukowski

We drink and we die and continue to drink. Denis Leary

Under a bad cloak there is often a good drinker Miguel De Cervantes

A drink is shorter than a tale Omar Khayyam

Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity. Seneca the Younger

He talked with more claret than clarity Susan Ertz

So lets knock a couple back and make some noise Oscar Wilde

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