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Erma Bombeck Mother Quote



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The term 'working mother' is redundant. Erma Bombeck
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. Erma Bombeck
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You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan. Erma Bombeck
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Know the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna. Erma Bombeck
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No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday. Erma Bombeck
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Mother's words of wisdom: Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth! Erma Bombeck
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Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake. Erma Bombeck
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When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway. Erma Bombeck
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There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it. Erma Bombeck
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I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order. Erma Bombeck
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