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It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style. Erma Bombeck
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Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. Erma Bombeck
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I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It's just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope. Erma Bombeck
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Success is outliving your failures Erma Bombeck
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She's as funny as a toothache Erma Bombeck
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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food. Erma Bombeck
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My mind works... two boobs never get me a job. Erma Bombeck
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When you're an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others. Erma Bombeck
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A child needs your love most when he deserves it least Erma Bombeck
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A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. Erma Bombeck
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