Menopause Quotes Erma Bombeck #15828

Menopause Quotes Erma Bombeck #15828

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Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! Erma Bombeck
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A kitchen without an ironing board? Are you kidding? It's un-American. It's like Simon without Garfunkel. Erma Bombeck
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A fitting room to me has always been like a confessional ... where my body and my contrition take up the entire room. Erma Bombeck
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Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage. Erma Bombeck
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Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. Erma Bombeck
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. Erma Bombeck
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I think it's time we women stopped carrying supplies for the entire family. If children don't have room to carry their own toys, if men don't have pockets in their pants, tougho. Erma Bombeck
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I'm trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. Erma Bombeck
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I have never understood, for example, how come a child can climb up on the roof, scale the TV antenna, and rescue the cat ... yet cannot walk down the hallway without grabbing both walls with his grubby hands for balance. Erma Bombeck
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It is upsetting to many parents that their teen-agers introduce them to their friends as encyclopedia salesmen who are just passing through ... if they introduce them at all. I have some acquaintances who hover in dark parking lots, enter church separately and crouch in furnace rooms so their teen-agers will not be accused of having parents. Erma Bombeck
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