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If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. Rodney Dangerfield
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I have good looking kids; thank god my wife cheats on me. Rodney Dangerfield
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They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another. Rodney Dangerfield
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Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. Rodney Dangerfield
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People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon . Rodney Dangerfield
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