Rodney Dangerfield Quotes #14811

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes #14811

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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Rodney Dangerfield
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. Rodney Dangerfield
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I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. Rodney Dangerfield
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If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all. Rodney Dangerfield
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Life is just a bowl of pits. Rodney Dangerfield
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid. Rodney Dangerfield
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. Rodney Dangerfield
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot. Rodney Dangerfield
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. Rodney Dangerfield
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