Rodney Dangerfield Funny Quotes #14810

Rodney Dangerfield Funny Quotes



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When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with. Rodney Dangerfield
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What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it. Rodney Dangerfield
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Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck." Rodney Dangerfield
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At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind. Rodney Dangerfield
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I went to a fight the other day and a hockey game broke out. Rodney Dangerfield
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School is a place were you go to eat your lunch Rodney Dangerfield
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I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar! Rodney Dangerfield
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Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel. Rodney Dangerfield
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For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper. Rodney Dangerfield
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My only thrill is self inflicted hickies. Rodney Dangerfield
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