Rodney Dangerfield Funny Quotes #14810

Rodney Dangerfield Funny Quotes #14810

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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through. Rodney Dangerfield
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Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?' Rodney Dangerfield
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School is a place were you go to eat your lunch Rodney Dangerfield
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I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar! Rodney Dangerfield
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For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper. Rodney Dangerfield
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My only thrill is self inflicted hickies. Rodney Dangerfield
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She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks. Rodney Dangerfield
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A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started! Rodney Dangerfield
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. Rodney Dangerfield
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. Rodney Dangerfield
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