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Phyllis Diller



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I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned. Phyllis Diller
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Living in Hollywood is like living in a lit cigar butt. Phyllis Diller
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I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they'd boo. Phyllis Diller
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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in. Phyllis Diller
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You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone. Phyllis Diller
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I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?' Phyllis Diller
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You know you're old when your walker has an airbag. Phyllis Diller
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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. Phyllis Diller
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I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on. Phyllis Diller
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self-pity is better than none. Phyllis Diller
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