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Living in Hollywood is like living in a lit cigar butt. Phyllis Diller
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No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they're early, so naturally you're not ready. Phyllis Diller
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Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it. Phyllis Diller
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You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. Phyllis Diller
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I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned. Phyllis Diller
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Comedy is tragedy revisited. Phyllis Diller
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All mothers are working mothers. Phyllis Diller
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I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." Phyllis Diller
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I became a stand-up comedienne because I had a sit-down husband. Phyllis Diller
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You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors! Phyllis Diller
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